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Some people would say, "Hey it's Mark Gross i here he is really attractive". Well you know sometimes rumors are true. I was born a legend and I will die a god. One time there was lady drowning in the shallow end and I didn't save cause I had a new suit on. I was one of the coolest people, but then he came along. They called him Batman, however, I knew his real name. His real name was Alexander Alex and he was the cockiest person I ever met. Everyday day he would brag about his "beard". He never really had a beard it was a small stubble on his arm. He would say, "Man, I am glad that i have a beard so i can audition for American idol in a diaper".  I would always say,"Alex you only have one strand of hair on you armpit." So one day i got really tired of him and i killed him. I went to jail and got out that same day. They said I was doing America a service for killing such an obnoxious person. Now i work at the theatre department teaching kids how to read. Which is really hard especially the days when we get our scripts. I have to sign out now because Henry is eating the paper. Gator-OUT!!